God damned everything hurts. I AM SO LE TIRED THAT I CAN’T EVEN LIFT MY ARMS. IT IS A STRUGGLE TO MOVE CURRENTLY. But (mostly) everyone was super nice and helpful and some were total characters, so I fit right in I think. I’m excited about that and the future for once. I’m digging the idea of doing prestigious events, like galas n’ shit. Because if there’s one word that describes me it’s CLASSZ! I”M ONE RITZ CRACKER. Oh and we got to eat the motherfucking delicious food that was served, and I got to take home a buttload of some crunchy caramel things which can be seen in figure 1.
this is figure 1 okey
Anyway, just thought I’d GPOY you guys since it’s been a while since I’ve graced the internet with my mug. Wow my arms are shaking just from the effort of typing. I’M GONNA BE SO STRONG MAYBE I COULD KILL A GUY WITH ONE PUNCH SOON.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about Furry Fandom?
To answer your question, allow me to introduce you to my fursona: Lady Moonhowl von Softpaw.
A known sexual deviant in the furrmunity, Lady Moonhowl von Softpaw is a huge fan of yiffing and pawing at prickvixens in scritchpiles and snuzzle sessions, which occur on most weeknights. While currently enjoying the carnal pleasures of the fur, she hopes to one day find the perfect mate to imprint on and eventually pawfast, preferably one who loves to muzzlefuck as often as she does.
Anonymous asked: does the carpet match the drapes , or do you have linoleum or something down there?
Excuse me? I’m really offended right now…linoleum? Really? Do you truly take me for that kind of woman? An uncouth wench who brushes her teeth with dick every day for her next hit of crystal meth? TRULY UNGRACIOUS, ANON. No, I assure you that the flooring is 100% exotic hardwood; a wonderful lyptus sanded and polished to a high shine. I hope you have a magnificent day, anon.
Anonymous asked: You're quite adorable.
Well I must say I couldn’t agree more, my cat IS really quite adorable. He is my best feature, I’d say. 
Anonymous asked: you look NOTHING like fleur. LOL.
Well dang. Now I have received 3 contrasting opinions on the matter. I never knew this chick in the first place. I think we have sorta the same face shape, and (you guys wouldn’t know this) but I also am expressive with my face/eyebrows when I talk, but other than that..nah. *shrugs*
industrialares asked: I just looked her up. You actually do kind of look like her.
I don’t know. Maybe slightly?
Anonymous asked: Look up fluerdeforce on youtube. You look a lot like her. It's almost identical.
1. Stop looking like a dude (in general and while in my uniform)
I shall start by shaving my mutton chop mustache. I’ll miss it :’(
2. Learn how to tie a tie. What you see above is my first time ever and it just sucks.
3. Actually for reals this time learn now to open wine and champagne bottles. FOR REALS. THIS TIME.
4. ????
5. PROFIT
Oh, and I’d just like to mention why I hate tying my hair up for any reason. It is because when I take it out, it always becomes this:
Which makes me look like 
TWINSIESSSSSSSSSSSSS
punkadelic-bitchkitten replied to your post: I have been employed as of today
Yayy!!! :D also you are adorable
DANKE! AND NO U
Which means I’m an adult again. So, to celebrate in an adult fashion, I have treated myself to a ringpop.
“Hello, I’m a grown up and I take black and white photos, because I am also a classy fucker.”
